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As a member of this mysterious team and at the risk of being bannedI have the inside scoop on the strange and mischievous things women do and the reasons they do it. Below are our top 10 best-kept secrets, tricks and techniques for keeping you around or, in this case, totally alienating you. We like to Google youbut never mention our discoveries.
It gets worse: we will then ask leading questions that pertain to what we found as a way to tease out some dark, dirty secret. You see, we respect your privacy, which is why we would never come clean and tell you that we know about the time you tried out for Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
We want you to tell us because honesty is important. We are talented when it comes to acting.
Now take that and minus the times you thought she was faking. Take THAT and divide it by That is the of times she actually came.
We like having sex with you, but not when it cuts into Conan. We will go to great lengths to find out what your ex-girlfriend looked like. We will then judge her, call our friends and send them a link so they too may judge her. The consensus will always be that the current girlfriend us is way prettier than former girlfriend fat, ugly hag.
We booty call ex boyfriends and old flings for sex to keep our s down. Doing so helps us from feeling like sluts. We are way more insecure about our jobs, intellect and education than our looks. We count the condoms under the sink. We count that one too. We equate sex with love.
This is why we have sex with you first and expect a commitment later. We lie to you about who we are with. More than once. We are evil. We are evil for three days before our periods. We feel fat during this time and we hate you. Your job is easy: Just try not to piss us off more.
We sincerely believe that you enjoy seeing us in pain. Sadly, this is just the tip of the iceberg. But probably not. Topics: Sex tips Sexual health. Written by by K. Related Articles. Thank you for ing up. Your information has been successfully processed! I want content for Muscle and Fitness Promotions. Muscle and Fitness Hers Promotions. Follow us Facebook Twitter Youtube Pinterest. More news. Read article.Girl loses underwear
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