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A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire. Toggle QuotesGram. Thank you! Don't forget to confirm subscription in your .

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Free Daily Quotes. Randal Graves : What? What is the big deal? Since when did it become a crime to say porch monkey? Becky : Oh, I don't know, since forever? Randal Graves : Why? Dante Hicks : Because porch monkey's a racial slur against black people!

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Randal Graves : No it's not! Nigger is. Dante Hicks : Randal!

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Elias : [to Randal] Excuse me, but did you just call Mr. Dante a nigger? Becky : Shut up, Elias! Randal Graves : No I did not just call Mr. Dante a nigger, I simply said that nigger is a racial slur towards black people. Dante Hicks : So is porch monkey! Randal Graves : Oh, it is not! Porch Monkey is not! Jay : Thanks, Pickle Fucker! Randal Graves : That look was so gay. I thought Sam Clerks 2 eat pussy gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Hobbit Lover : Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits! Randal Graves : All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi.

Randal Graves : Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses. Elias : You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy. Randal Graves : Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons. Hobbit Lover : You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right? My shitty acting is ruining saga. Elias : [chucking] Yea-Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar.

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Randal Graves : Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano. Silent Bob I got nothing. Wife : I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hatemonger! Husband : I will. Baby, you can't taste racism! Randal Graves : What racism, "porch monkeys? Randal Graves : No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One. Elias : I don't really want to hear this Randal.

Randal Graves : The First of the Fallen. The Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions! Elias : You know I don't like to talk about dark forces Randal. Randal Graves : [singing into P. Jay : [climbing through the drive-thru window] Grandma what was it like? To be on that holiday site Randal Graves : Late that night I awoke from my sleep.

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Jay : Hearing! Randal Graves, Jay : Laughing insane!

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Dante Hicks : Have you become so embittered that you now feel the need to attack the handicapped? Randal Graves : What handicap? They guy's just in a wheelchair, it's not like he's Anne Frank or something. Dante Hicks : Anne Frank? Randal Graves : Yeah, Anne Frank. The chick that was all duhhh, till the miracle worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her. Dante Hicks : You're talking about Helen Keller.

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She was deaf, dumb and blind. Dante Hicks : No she wasn't. Helen Keller was deaf, dumb and blind. Randal Graves : Are you sure? Dante Hicks : Yup. Randal Graves : Then who the fuck's Anne Frank? Teen 1 : You guys holding? Jay : Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock. Teen 2 : What? Teen 1 : How 'bout a nickel bag, man?

Jay : [singing] Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong! Teen 1 : [to friend] He likes to sing. Randal Graves : Why haven't you fucked Myra yet? Elias : Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants. Randal Graves : What the fuck's Pillow Pants? Elias : Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?

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