Am i slut quiz

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The world of sluttitude is nuanced, stigmatized, and complicated, BUT if you seek the answer to the latter question, you can trust that the Internet has the answer. Possibly several answers! Just Google "slut test" and you will find several in-depth quizzes that promise to tell you if you are a slut. Sound simple? Doesn't this taint theleading to false slut-positives? Tackling our tests alphabetically because this is science, people! Spoiler alert! Many of these slut tests have questions about your underwear.

You should probably excuse yourself to the sluts' ladies' room and check what kind of underwear you're wearing. If you don't know what underwear is, that's okay, too! All The Tests understands that underwear can be confusing, so if this question throws you for a loop, you can either Google "What is underwear" or select option C.

Would a slut Google "underwear"? I'm not sure. Everyone knows that sluts are religious Show your devotion to Daisy Dukes and select the first option, fellow sluts! You thought you'd catch me on this one, All The Tests! You didn't know that ripped all my nails off, leaving a bundle of stringy nerve endings at the end of my fingertips!

When you're as big a slut as I am, nails just get in the way! Am i slut quiz you're hoping to pass this slut test, here's what you should know: rip your nails off, worship cutoffs, and "underwear" are clothes you wear under other clothes! Good luck, sluts! This test took me the longest of all to complete, perhaps because I found myself puzzling over the specificity of some of the questions, such as the one above.

Yes, I have flashed a single nipple, on the A train, on purpose. But would I consider it a joke? It was funny to me, but my intention was to get a rise out of a group of boys who were shaming girls for wearing low-cut shirts. I relish this memory so I'll tell it in full: I was wearing a tank top with loose straps that kept falling off my shoulders, so I merely pretended not to notice when my strap "accidentally" slipped down.

So which box do I tick? Not a joke?

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Again with the complicated questions: If you kissed someone you knew was taken, it was a premeditated offense. You check that box AND the box two boxes below. If you were unaware of your kissing partner's relationship status, you can only be tried as an accessory to slutitude, so you only check the third box. An extra point is merited, therefore, by mens rea. Oh, sluts! BuzzFeed doesn't conclusively tell you if you are a slut or nah, but instead, it ascribes a to you which I guess is useless, except to compare against the scores of other people who sat through this lengthy, confusing, and ultimately frivolous test.

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Like an SAT score. Every slut knows that when you need to know the answer, ask a nerd. I'm not sure what "arroussed" is, but I would hope you'd be "touched" that I took the quiz, regardless of whether I was "arroussed" from reading the "qeustions" or not! Okay, what are my ? Okay, I may be just a slut possibly? I do like books and the occasional folded pamphletso maybe this is a good result.

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I met my boyfriend on OkCupidso I trust their algorithms to lead me to the answer I seek. The OkCupid Slut Test seems to have their method down — in fact, you have to age on the first question to prove that you're over 13 years old. If you're under 13, you're too young to be a slut, and you're too young to type s larger than 13 into text boxes.

Very clever, OkCupid. OkCupid knows sluts so well, they know that "slut" isn't just a meaningless, arbitrary insult aimed at debasing women for giving in to the constant pressures of society to act sexy all of the time! Ha ha, no! Sluttiness extends all the way back to childhood!

Yes, OkCupid is the definitive Slut Test, because they ask the "textbook slut question. I'm torn how to answer this question. On the one hand, I feel like I "accomplished" a miracle of making a human connection in this crazy, desensitized world. On the other hand, I "wasted" countless hours riding the subway to Crown Heights from Harlem every weekend. None of the above? I'm starting to lose my faith in the validity of this test. Well, if I'm going to have "fun," I'm going to need to be comfortable, and that means wearing my paint-splattered overalls! So, do I look like a slut?

Now, if you're thinking, "What does this have to do with the of sex partners you've had in your lifetime? On to the Am i slut quiz test. This simple, 3-question survey has nary a mention of the word "slut" in it, but it still seems to come up in searches for "slut test," whoever knows why. The questions keep coming, as your answer lays out your of sex partners, relative to other people of your declared gender and age bracket. Dammit, Slate! Am I a slut or not?! Why can't I get an easy fucking answer? Ultimately, how do you know if you're a slut?

My inconclusive and contradictory test have led me to form my own theory about this slutty paradox: you may or may not be a slut, but you will never know you are a slut until someone calls you a slut. In conclusion, everyone is a slut, and noone is a slut.

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If "slut" empowers you, wear it proudly. If you use the word "slut" as an insult, you might need to explore why such a vague, watered-down, indeterminate word holds so much power over you. A good jumping-off point to that journey is to take five slut quizzes in a row.

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Oh, and tear your fingernails out. Makes typing on an iPhone so much easier. Swipe This! BUST Boobtique. Am I A Slut? Sluts: What are they? Who are they?

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Am I A Slut? I Took Five 'Slut Tests' And Here's What I Learned About Being A Slut